Suckworth is the unit of measurement we use to grade the authenticity of all khoon-paseena. Your khoon-paseena has to be sucked out during work, and not shed unnecessarily for self-pity.
Only the purest form of Khoon-Paseena is then compressed - with emotional coldness and work pressure to create a token for mental health transactions.
What is KhoonPaisa?
This is a token that your company uses officially to keep a check on the mental health benefits given to their employees. It’s a great way for employers to buy their way into your feed by being socially relevant.
Khoon-Paseena units are put through a Rechargeability test to ensure that this can be used to recharge your company’s social presence and benefit your PR communications.
*All residual or discarded matter is then sent to meme pages like AgencyGandu, AgencyInsider, IncumbentAgency etc to be upcycled as relatable content.
USE THEM AS LITTLE TREATS FOR YOUR IN-HOUSE THERAPIST
BUY BONUS MENTAL HEALTH DAYS FROM YOUR EMPLOYER
SPONSOR YOUR COMPANY’S POLICIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA